Shipping & Returns

Order Processing

We process orders as soon as they are received. New orders are shipped Monday through Friday except on national holidays. Orders placed on Saturday or Sunday will ship on Monday morning. We use USPS Priority Mail, and most customers receive their order within 2-4 business days depending on location and weather conditions. For overnight delivery, please send an email to with the subject line "Expedited shipping" to receive a quote.

Shipping Rates

We ship for a low flat rate of $5 via Priority Mail or Fed Ex ground for larger orders. Since one box ships for the same as 10, go ahead and stock up! Free shipping is available for our Club Boobie Bar® members only. Clothing ships only via regular Postal Service.

International Shipping 

For an international shipping quote, send an email to with the subject line “International shipping request.”

Return Policy

For the safety of our customers, all food item sales are final and we do not accept returns. However, on clothing items we accept exchanges for 21 days from the original purchase date. Garments must be unwashed and unworn. Return shipping charges will be paid by the customer. Original invoice must accompany merchandise in the original package in order to issue an exchange. Please indicate the reason for the exchange in your return package; if you are returning because of size issues, please note the updated size you would like.