Shipping & Returns

Order Processing

We process orders before noon PST daily Monday through Friday except on national holidays. Orders placed on Friday after 12 noon PST through Sunday will ship on Monday morning. We use USPS Priority and first class mail, and most customers receive their order within 2-4 business days depending on location and weather conditions. For overnight delivery, please send an email to with the subject line "Expedited shipping" to receive a quote.

Shipping Rates

We ship for a low flat rate of $5 via Priority Mail, first class, or Fed Ex ground for larger orders. Orders > 5 lbs ship for a flat fee of $15 so go ahead and stock up! Free shipping is available for our Club Boobie Bar® members only. Clothing ships free only via regular Postal Service.

International Shipping 

We currently only ship to Canada and Mexico for a flat rate of $35 which is applied automatically at checkout. (We are not responsible for duty and export fees which USPS, UPS, and FedEx charge as your items go through customs). Club Boobie Bar(30-day supply) is offered to Canadian mamas for $99. The website will charge you $79 when signing up, a separate email will follow with a link for the additional $20(This is still $14.95 less than if bought separately with our $25 flat rate shipping).

We currently do not offer shipping to any other international country. We are sorry any inconvenience. 

Return Policy

For the safety of our customers, all food item sales are final and we do not accept returns. However, on clothing items we accept exchanges for 21 days from the original purchase date. Garments must be unwashed and unworn. Return shipping charges will be paid by the customer. Original invoice must accompany merchandise in the original package in order to issue an exchange. Please indicate the reason for the exchange in your return package; if you are returning because of size issues, please note the updated size you would like.